i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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