Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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