I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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