We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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