the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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