3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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