But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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