I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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