Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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