your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
