Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i've created a new STD.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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