Dual....:-)
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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