The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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