Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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