margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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