So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm too high and old for this...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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