Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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