you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think people are normalizing furries
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
