whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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