This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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