I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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