P.S. I can't hear my feet
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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