You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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