I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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