who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
