at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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