I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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