what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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