you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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