it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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