Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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