it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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