its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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