belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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