I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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