But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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