I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
party gras won. party gras always wins.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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