He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude i'm inner monologue high
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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