i just wanna soil my oats bro
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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