the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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