I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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