I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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