I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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