She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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