you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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