I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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