She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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