I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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