so let's talk penis.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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