do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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