She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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