He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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