Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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