"it" just moved
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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