To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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