Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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