dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
