My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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