Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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