There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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